Q: What is the longest word in the English language?


But then one day I learned a word that saved me achin' nose, the biggest word you ever 'eard,

and this is 'ow it goes
  • "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from

Walt Disney's film Mary Poppins

Some odd properties of words are so obvious that they inevitably will be abused. No property has been abused more than word length; every child wants to know what the longest word is. The temptation to coin a new record holder has proven irresistable. Few of these coined words make their way into dictionaries, but some do, and every few generations the canonical longest "word" changes.

In ancient Greece, Aristophanes was fond of concocting long words to amuse his audiences. His longest comes from the play Ecclesiazusae

and basically means "hash"
lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleiosanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelito katakechymenokichlepikossyphopattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopel eiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon.

In Shakespeare's school days he learned the longest Latin word, which

the clown Costard pontificates in Love's Labor's Lost

In Sir Walter Scott's youth he learned the longest word and repeated it to his diary (though he mangled it a bit by replacing the first n with

a p)

In the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, students learned that

the longest word was

And so on.

Suppose we ignore these coined examples. Then what is the longest word? As technical knowledge accumulates, ever more complicated experimental apparatus, chemical compounds, medical conditions, etc. are invented or discovered. These need to be named, and these names

tend to be quite long. Words like
anhydrohydroxyprogesterone, dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, electroencephalographically, ethylenediaminetetraacetate, hydroxydesoxycorticosterone, octamethylpyrophosphoramide,



come into use. The longest medical-sounding word in the major

dictionaries is the 45-letter name of a supposed lung disease

However, it turns out that this word is a hoax perpetrated by the members of the National Puzzlers' League, the country's oldest wordplay association. The word is unknown to medical science. The League President (Everett M. Smith) coined the word at the 103rd meeting of the League, held on February 22, 1935 in New York City. It was picked up by a newspaper reporter for the Herald Tribune and printed the next day in the headline of an article on the League meeting. Frank Scully, author of a series of puzzle books and later one of the early UFO enthusiasts, read the newspaper article and repeated the word in "Bedside Manna; The Third Fun in Bed Book," (Simon and Schuster, 1936, p. 87). On the strength of this citation, League members (with a wink from the editors?) got the word into both the OED Supplement and Webster's Third. There it remains even to this day.

Suppose we ignore these technical terms. Then what is the longest

word? Dictionaries contain many long words such as
countercountermeasures deinstitutionalization intercomprehensibility interdenominationalism overintellectualization postimpressionistically semimicrodetermination transubstantiationalist.

However, in order to save space, dictionaries do not explicitly list all such words, which are called "closed compounds." In the explanatory sections of most dictionaries, the editors explicitly state that since the meanings of these words can be deduced from their component parts, the space they would consume can be put to better use. So, for example, many verbs can have "re-" added to them to form other verbs, and many nouns, adjectives and adverbs can likewise be modified by the application of prefixes and suffixes. If these prefixes or suffixes can be added once, why can't they be added again? "countercountermeasures" is a word; is "countercountercountermeasures" one too?

And so on.

Suppose we strip off the prefixes and suffixes. Then what is the longest word? The problem now is that it's not easy to say what is a prefix or a suffix, because most words were formed sometime in history by compounding shorter words. For example, in the word "alphabet," is "alpha" a prefix?

So the only reasonable conclusion is that there is no longest word. Mathematicians have known for millennia that there is no largest number. They have adjusted to the disappointment. I suppose we can too. But if a small child (or newspaper reporter) pleads with you to please, please, tell what the longest word is, perhaps a 45-letter lung disease will be good enough for a few generations.

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