Q: What is alive, green, lives all over the world, and has seventeen legs? A: Grass. I lied about the legs.
The two rules for success are: 1. Never tell them everything you know.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who cannot.
There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who think there are two types of people in the world. 2. Those who don't.
There are 10 types of people in the world: 1. Those who read binary code. 2. Those who don't.
Q: Why did Douglas Hofstadter cross the road? A: To make this riddle possible.
Song from the Sheri Lewis Lambchop hour: This is the song that doesn't end Yes it goes on and on my friend Some people starting singing it not knowing what it was Now they'll continue singing it forever just because (repeat)
How long is the answer to this question? Ten letters. (There are endless variations on this theme)
What is the only word in the English language that is an anagram of itself? Answer: STIFLE (also FISTLE, FLITES, FILETS)